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 | Automusik General Masses EP (Digital) |
Bio:
[AUTOMUSIK] is a moderately priced musikal entity, comprised exclusively of ONE superiorly crafted male-sexual, anterior lead unit commonly referred to as [AUTOMUSIK], TWO productive egg-bearing [FEMALE ROCK UNITS], commonly referred to as [FEMALE ROCK UNIT #1] AND [FEMALE ROCK UNIT #2] and ONE singular [VISUAL VIEWING UNIT], commonly referred to as [VISUAL VIEWING UNIT].
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On The Web:
www.automusik.com
www.facebook.com/automusik
www.twitter.com/automusik
Bio (Continued):
[AUTOMUSIK] is a vastly superior musikal celebrity than those who currently aspire to become the object of attention for extravagantly addle broadcast spectators and silly anthropoidal beings who collectively mass before digital components in order to fulfill their pathetic desire to become entertained by those who possess an inferior brand of such.
As experimental [ROCK AND ROLL STARS], [AUTOMUSIK] is entitled and dependent upon all conventions bestowed upon the aforementioned noun including, but not restricted to: gift bag quantities, perceptively attentive audience bodies, adulation and accord from professional musik evaluators and those who are occupational correspondents, members of the opposing sex for use in post-performance activities related to interior sexual fertilization without the intent of actual breeding and large amounts of artificial substances which may produce derogatory effects upon the central nervous system.
This current version of [AUTOMUSIK] is currently residing within the territorial limits of [AUSTIN.TEXAS.UNITED STATES OF NORTHERN AMERICA], unfortunately sharing physical space with many who desire to become [FAMOUS PERSONALITIES] such as [AUTOMUSIK] based solely upon the wearing of irony laden clothing articles, breeding with those more famous than themselves, producing musikal tones of an inferior and commonplace arrangement and systematically destroying their reproductive organs by means of bicycle transportation.
[AUTOMUSIK] is currently producing and dispersing physical and digital product through the unfortunately named [CHICKEN RANCH RECORDS] musikal corporation.
Remain clean.
Press Quotes:
"There isn't a single sensibility, American tradition, or mega-popular pop act Automusik is afraid to insult..." - The Onion